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The Original Twilight Sucks by Izabeth The Original Twilight Sucks by Izabeth
Seriously... sparkling vampires? I'll have none of that!

You didn't honestly think Twilight's Edward would win against Hellsing's Alucard?

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P.P.S.: Damn... this thing is popular. Pity I didn't draw it nicer!
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:icongothgirl378:
Gothgirl378 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Nope, nver did. Love (forgot her name)'s reaction to the situation.
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BONZIBROWN48 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
One more of that and youll (grows a deep voice) activate his alucard!
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:iconcrypto456:
crypto456 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
DEATH TO TWILIGHT 
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:iconell318:
Ell318 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 16, 2014
They all need to die.
.:Sokka on Cactus Juice:. 
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:iconpandaren-chaplain:
Pandaren-Chaplain Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmmmmmmmm.
:iconmegustaplz:
I love it.
:iconclapplz:
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Professional General Artist
:bow:
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:iconpandaren-chaplain:
Pandaren-Chaplain Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bravo! Bravo!
:iconclappingplz:
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Professional General Artist
Oh I know, but I love the old lore about vampires.
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:iconlaharl234:
Laharl234 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hellsing is hardly much better. "Look we have lots of blood and guys who grin like fucking morons cause they think it makes them look badass".
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Professional General Artist
At least the stupid vampires get obliterated in Hellsing.
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:iconlaharl234:
Laharl234 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Alucard didn't, and he's one of the biggest problems.
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Professional General Artist
Well yeah, he's Dracula, you don't kill that dude easily. In the manga he does "die" for many decades until he resurfaces in the final chapter of the last book.
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:iconlaharl234:
Laharl234 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
He's not Dracula. He's a grinning moron of an excuse for Dracula.
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:iconlynda-hybrida:
lynda-hybrida Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I would love to see the hellsing alucard beat the shit out of castlevania alucard.
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:iconlaharl234:
Laharl234 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Good job, you can troll comments from a year and a quarter ago.
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:iconlynda-hybrida:
lynda-hybrida Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Why are you even replying a troll?
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Professional General Artist
Calm down, this comic is meant as a joke. Don't take it so seriously. Dracula is a fictional character that is in the public domain at this point and anyone and everyone can interpret him however they choose. I for one enjoyed Hellsing in high school and that's why I drew this comic because I was upset by those sparklepires from Twilight.
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:iconlaharl234:
Laharl234 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This comic has nothing to do with my anger, and I don't really understand why you brought it up. I'm pissed at Kouta Hirano and Umanosuke Iida for ruining vampires in a different way, and at the fans of the tripe the former wrote and the latter adapted who think that garbage that relies on stupid grins and excessive gore makes a good vampire story.
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Professional General Artist
I'm curious now, what kind of vampires do you like?
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:iconwilliamgbirkin:
Williamgbirkin Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Student General Artist
YEEESSS!!!
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:iconvioletdeathblood:
VioletDeathblood Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:D
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Professional General Artist
:bow:
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:icondarklucariowarrior:
DarkLucarioWarrior Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so right on so many levels.
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:iconjgresidenevil:
jgresidenevil Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Writer
I'm guessing you don't like Rosario + Vampire er vampires as well? ^^"
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Professional General Artist
I don't know them so I have no opinion on them ^_^
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:iconjgresidenevil:
jgresidenevil Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student Writer
Alright
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:iconlovablexinu:
lovableXinu Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
hahaha thats so true a gay fake vampire that sparkles vs a bad ass vampire that kills other fake vampires
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:iconimmakittenz:
immakittenz Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
twilight disgraces vampires..And also make werewolfs look like they will turn into shirtless boys...Nooeoeoeoeoeoeoe They are man eating wolves that will kill you and howl at the moon.-_- god I hate it
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Professional General Artist
Yeah... twatlight (misspelled on purpose) is a disgrace to mythological creatures.
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:iconimmakittenz:
immakittenz Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
no it should be called twishit.I love werewolfs (THE REAL ONES)but everytime I meantion one at my school the girls go: "LIKE OHMAGAWD TALYOR BATH BATH BATH"And i'm like ":icondoublefacepalmplz:"Only my best friend and me hate twilight
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist
is there room in the twilight hate club for me. By the way my reaction when you said that :iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconspidermanfacepalmplz: :iconsupermanfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz:
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Professional General Artist
I love real vampires. I feel like I should write down my story with my vampires in it. They don't sparkle and they eat people, oh and the sun burns them to ashes.
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:iconimmakittenz:
immakittenz Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
yeah.and Bellas a dumb borning emo.
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Professional General Artist
Indeed.
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RoseNakahara Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
"who's there?" "oh you know...." *shoots edward 36....37! times*
"a real fucking vampire"
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
Edward isn't a vampire, he's a fairy with a blood fetish!
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gamesRmine Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
nah fairies are actually pretty cool tricksters with a mean streak, he is.....actually I can't think of anything lame enough.
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional General Artist
That is true... he's a stay at home mom's wet dream?
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Chickenwing7194 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Why not shooting bella? I get that people hate Edward (i do so too) but why let Bella live? She is the horrible, uninteresting and stupid character, edward is just her love interest realized as a sparkly vampire by the sick mind of stephanie meyer. It is still satisfieng to see this happening but why spare bella? In the end she also becomes a disco ball vampire that only eats animals so not killing of her is unfinished business.
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:iconizabeth:
Izabeth Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
I didn't shoot Bella in this comic because Alucard does not kill humans (at this point), only "Freaks" like vampires and other supernatural beings. I suspect Bella will commit suicide soon after this scene.
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist
ding dong the witch is dead ding dong the evil witch is dead!
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SamiriAngel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
HELL YEAH I FREAKN HATE EDWARD ITS ALL ABOUT ALUCARD!!!! >:)
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Snowflower--Chan00 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012   Writer
HELL YEAH!!!!! >:D Please make more comics of this. ^^ I love you right now. :D
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WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol I saw one like this a few pics back, but a bit more cartoony.

Twilight: p*ssing off every sane person since 2005.
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Auggusst Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The comic is funny. I'm a sane person though and I like Twilight. There are some parts that are stupid and make no sense, but it's original. It's just giving a teen-aged girly love spin on vampires. Harry Potter was ending, so teenaged girls needed more guys to drool over xD
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WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I see your point. But still, people, we have Fred and George. I LUV 'EM :D
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:iconauggusst:
Auggusst Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLIKR xDD
I criedddd when Fred died DX
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:iconweasleywoman:
WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I knooow!! :'(

Fred is miiinneeee. *grabs him protectively*

Fred: Urr, Lottie? What are you doing?
Me: Just shut up and get on your broom, already!
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:iconauggusst:
Auggusst Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xDDDD
I was at the midnight premeire for Deathly Hallows 2.
I had no idea there were so many people in my town that liked Harry Potter xD
all 12 theatres had it playing.


Haha I like Jacob from Twilight. Edward is a little weird. People always think I like Jake cuz he takes his shirt off. That has nothing to do with it lol. I like his personality. He's funny, loyal, sarcastic, and a happy person. He's adorable xD So are all the other wolves.
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